Hi!

I'm Torchy.

I draw (ART) stuff, sometimes I tell MILDLY INTERESTING jokes, sometime I make WITTY observations and such.

About me?

About me.


Q:Are you a Unicorn?



I am a the only corn.


Q:Can you fly?

Can you give me a tall building and emotional support?


Q; Do you really do free requests?



Oh sweet child, give me your arting desire and watch it come to fruition.
Although I totally have a fucking donate button and love not being a broke guy

Q: Are you NSFW?

Sometimes you little fucking chicken shit.


Q: Are you done with this self-interviewing nonsense?

Are you?

SKYPE: TorchyMcLionGuy

You may or may not love to know that I love your face.

Torchy's Pad!

nahnichan:

『80年のダイジェスト』

trilliondollarbooty:

deviantart:

We’d watch.
“Not Coming This Fall" by *kevinbolk

trilliondollarbooty:

deviantart:

We’d watch.

Not Coming This Fall" by *kevinbolk

dreamson118:

chocolate-socrates:

nicolezai:

canyourollblunts:

nicolezai:

kenyaosuna:

A parents sacrifice.

This killed me

this actually made me tear up

Reblogging again because this is so real.

reblogging again during this graduation season, just shows a pursuit of education isn’t just for the student

again.

dreamson118:

chocolate-socrates:

nicolezai:

canyourollblunts:

nicolezai:

kenyaosuna:

A parents sacrifice.

This killed me

this actually made me tear up

Reblogging again because this is so real.

reblogging again during this graduation season, just shows a pursuit of education isn’t just for the student

again.

fursecutions:

killer-squirtle:

join-the-moriparty:

sexytimesonfire:

leonardo-dicaprisun:

al4skan:

im actually laughing so hard at this

tHE GUY WITH THE CAMERA HAS THE PUREST CANADIAN ACCENT I’VE EVER HEARD OMFG

Canadians are weird

is that big girls dont cry playing in the background

As a Canadian, I can verify this

Zanni look

chaotic-keys:

zohbugg:

blindtank:

sanziene:

x

I dont normally post/reblog stuff like this, but jeasus christ im dying.

WATCH THE VIDEO OMG HAHAHA

The last gif gives me life.

katy-133:

123 Ideas for Character Flaws

katy-133:

123 Ideas for Character Flaws

electricalice:

mrsbeefheart:

I fukin love 14th century art art because everyone looks so shady and suspicious of ppl around them its AMAZING

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or just like they know something u dont and oh my gdfuck i cant

I believe the highest point is reached in Simone Martini’s Annunciation

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and the look of absolute hatred Mary and Gabriel exchange. 

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bigredrobot:

New, non-comics deign work!

I designed posters for the 2014-2015 season of plays at The Cockroach Theatre, one of Vegas’ best theatre troupes. (Some might say the best?) If you’re in town, you should definitely check out a play or two this season. Really strong line-up with some really talented people.

More information at their site.

neil-gaiman:

Do we all know what week it is? Weird Al and George do. #BannedBooksWeekView more Neil Gaiman on WhoSay

neil-gaiman:

Do we all know what week it is? Weird Al and George do. #BannedBooksWeek

View more Neil Gaiman on WhoSay

animalaspects:

animalaspects:

Here are some wonderful facts about Sea World’s orcas!
The average lifespan of wild orcas ranges from 30-50 years, although some females can easily make it past 80 (a wild orca named J2 or ‘Granny’ is 103 this year!). The lifespan of a Sea World orca is around 25 years, the median age being 9. But at least they put on a good show!
Don’t worry, collapsed dorsal fins are a common condition, although in the wild only sick or injured orcas have collapsed dorsal fins. All of Sea World’s males and some females have it, it makes them look unique! 
The size of Sea World’s tanks compared to an orca is about the same as a human to a bathtub. Lot’s of room to stretch and move!
Wild orcas swim 100+ miles a day, they would have to swim around their tank 1,400+ times a day to achieve that. But that seems like a lot of work, and you may see the animals hanging out near the surface of the water or on the bottoms of their tanks for hours. That’s a lot more relaxing than swimming all those miles!
Sea World gives their orcas a Valium-like drug to stop the whales from acting aggressively towards each other and to numb their minds from their vastly uninteresting concrete tanks. Buying a ticket to Sea World is an excellent way to help them pay for these drugs that they pump their animals full with!
Many captive orcas show abnormal behaviors like head bobbing, chewing on concrete, and self mutilation by banging their heads into the side of the tank. Obviously just temper-tantrums! Silly things.
In the wild, there has been only one orca attack. Bad orca! While in captivity, there have been over 100 attacks and 4 deaths. These animals just need more training, it couldn’t possibly be related to their confinement! 
Food is used as reinforcement for tricks. Do a trick, get your dinner. Don’t want to do a trick? I guess you don’t eat tonight you stubborn thing! 
See? Sea World isn’t as bad as people make it out to be! Oh, one more fact: for every $1,000,000 Sea World makes, about $600 goes into conservation efforts (about $0.5 a ticket). I’m so glad they care about conservation of the ocean! Amazing work!
Sources: (x) (x) (x) (x)
If you haven’t realized it yet, this post is 100% sarcastic. It should be obvious, but not everyone understands sarcasm…

Please don’t let this die

animalaspects:

animalaspects:

Here are some wonderful facts about Sea World’s orcas!

  • The average lifespan of wild orcas ranges from 30-50 years, although some females can easily make it past 80 (a wild orca named J2 or ‘Granny’ is 103 this year!). The lifespan of a Sea World orca is around 25 years, the median age being 9. But at least they put on a good show!
  • Don’t worry, collapsed dorsal fins are a common condition, although in the wild only sick or injured orcas have collapsed dorsal fins. All of Sea World’s males and some females have it, it makes them look unique! 
  • The size of Sea World’s tanks compared to an orca is about the same as a human to a bathtub. Lot’s of room to stretch and move!
  • Wild orcas swim 100+ miles a day, they would have to swim around their tank 1,400+ times a day to achieve that. But that seems like a lot of work, and you may see the animals hanging out near the surface of the water or on the bottoms of their tanks for hours. That’s a lot more relaxing than swimming all those miles!
  • Sea World gives their orcas a Valium-like drug to stop the whales from acting aggressively towards each other and to numb their minds from their vastly uninteresting concrete tanks. Buying a ticket to Sea World is an excellent way to help them pay for these drugs that they pump their animals full with!
  • Many captive orcas show abnormal behaviors like head bobbing, chewing on concrete, and self mutilation by banging their heads into the side of the tank. Obviously just temper-tantrums! Silly things.
  • In the wild, there has been only one orca attack. Bad orca! While in captivity, there have been over 100 attacks and 4 deaths. These animals just need more training, it couldn’t possibly be related to their confinement! 
  • Food is used as reinforcement for tricks. Do a trick, get your dinner. Don’t want to do a trick? I guess you don’t eat tonight you stubborn thing! 

See? Sea World isn’t as bad as people make it out to be! Oh, one more fact: for every $1,000,000 Sea World makes, about $600 goes into conservation efforts (about $0.5 a ticket). I’m so glad they care about conservation of the ocean! Amazing work!

Sources: (x) (x) (x) (x)

If you haven’t realized it yet, this post is 100% sarcastic. It should be obvious, but not everyone understands sarcasm…

Please don’t let this die

captainadorbz:

pluto omfg

captainadorbz:

pluto omfg