Hi!

I'm Torchy.

I draw (ART) stuff, sometimes I tell MILDLY INTERESTING jokes, sometime I make WITTY observations and such.

About me?

About me.


Q:Are you a Unicorn?



I am a the only corn.


Q:Can you fly?

Can you give me a tall building and emotional support?


Q; Do you really do free requests?



Oh sweet child, give me your arting desire and watch it come to fruition.
Although I totally have a fucking donate button and love not being a broke guy

Q: Are you NSFW?

Sometimes you little fucking chicken shit.


Q: Are you done with this self-interviewing nonsense?

Are you?

SKYPE: TorchyMcLionGuy

You may or may not love to know that I love your face.

Torchy's Pad!

milliondollarnigga:

solarsenpai:

this will always be great

laughing

pettankoprincess:

poppypicklesticks:

bagelsandbeatles:

Liz Lemon + Ari Gold = Princess Carolyn

this character speaks to me 

Literally Portia.

pedromirfilho:

WAT TIME IS IT JESUS CHRIST

pedromirfilho:

WAT TIME IS IT JESUS CHRIST

gashi45:

Monkey magic Journey to the west

izamikas:

swarnpert:

white lips, pale face, im gay, outer space

image

HELLO WISCONSIN

o-valencia:

But I can see them slipping through almost feel them slipping through the palms of my sweaty hands…

o-valencia:

But I can see them slipping through almost feel them slipping through the palms of my sweaty hands…

perchu:

I CNAT NOT T STOP LAUGHING AT TTHIS FUCKING GIF HOLY SHIT,

perchu:

I CNAT NOT T STOP LAUGHING AT TTHIS FUCKING GIF HOLY SHIT,

saevuswinds:

thegailygrind:

Cool Jesus at Chicago pride

I’m still laughing at that police officer he’s all like, “God bless you go Jesus”

deerstalkerpictures:

"You want a motherf*cking Pokemon battle?!"

From our new video “We Need to Beat Misty.”

pomelomela:

Even the most sexed up man in all of history knew that taking advantage of women was never ok.