Hi!

I'm Torchy.

I draw (ART) stuff, sometimes I tell MILDLY INTERESTING jokes, sometime I make WITTY observations and such.

About me?

About me.


Q:Are you a Unicorn?



I am a the only corn.


Q:Can you fly?

Can you give me a tall building and emotional support?


Q; Do you really do free requests?



Oh sweet child, give me your arting desire and watch it come to fruition.
Although I totally have a fucking donate button and love not being a broke guy

Q: Are you NSFW?

Sometimes you little fucking chicken shit.


Q: Are you done with this self-interviewing nonsense?

Are you?

SKYPE: TorchyMcLionGuy

You may or may not love to know that I love your face.

Torchy's Pad!
professor-maple-art:

voyagehour:

ayy mako you’re kinda stabbing him there
o he likes it nvm


My otp cannot die

professor-maple-art:

voyagehour:

ayy mako you’re kinda stabbing him there

o he likes it nvm

My otp cannot die

dreamwurks:

ineffablye:

Like everyone always talks about how amazing Rise of the Guardians’ animation was but I think we need to all take a step back and look at the work of art that TinTin was like

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just

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look

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at

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this

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animation

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like

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wow

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WOW

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look at this detail i cant even

When I first saw a trailer on TV I thought it was live action until I saw it again and I was like “wait is it live action”

maryjunenotmaryjane:

butter-fly-milk:

sadly-i-am2spooky4u:

super-who-lockian:

spoopysuriella:

holy fuck

Well…that escalated quickly.

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

but it turned out to be everything i wanted

5/5 stars

Best plot twist of all time.

glossynympheteyes:

this movie is so fucking creepy jesus fuck

pansexualpagan:

madlori:

leogursky:

Missouri Pastor’s Fiery Speech Against Equal Rights for Homosexuals Has Stunning Twist Ending

Pardon my French, but this Pastor is a badass mothafucka.

The entire speech is further enhanced by the insight provided in this YouTube comment:

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(Source)

Watch till the end.  Trust me.

WHEN HE DID THE THING I LOST IT.

THANK YOU.

varietyart:

A great illustration by Martin Gee showing the web of villains Spiderman will face in “The Amazing Spider-Man 2”

varietyart:

A great illustration by Martin Gee showing the web of villains Spiderman will face in “The Amazing Spider-Man 2”

littlemissbloo:

balladoftarby:

holavicente:

How to fuck with anime fans:
Step 1) put a wig on your dog
Step 2)

well it worked

fuck

littlemissbloo:

balladoftarby:

holavicente:

How to fuck with anime fans:

Step 1) put a wig on your dog

Step 2)

well it worked

fuck

tangarang:

veggieblt:

catbountry:

teratomarty:

This hits all the same buttons as Metalocalypse and Team Fortress 2: big, rough-looking guys doing stupid-cute things.

I may have a new fandom.

Danny Trejo you cutie.

WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU ACTUALLY BUY THEM BECAUSE I REALLY WANT A BREADANIMAL CARVED BY DANNY TREJO

cutie

cracked:

3 Modern Satirists Screwed by People Who Didn’t Get the Joke

cracked:

3 Modern Satirists Screwed by People Who Didn’t Get the Joke

brianmichaelbendis:

Captain America: The Winter Soldier poster by Paolo Rivera

brianmichaelbendis:

Captain America: The Winter Soldier poster by Paolo Rivera