Hi!

I'm Torchy.

I draw (ART) stuff, sometimes I tell MILDLY INTERESTING jokes, sometime I make WITTY observations and such.

About me?

About me.


Q:Are you a Unicorn?



I am a the only corn.


Q:Can you fly?

Can you give me a tall building and emotional support?


Q; Do you really do free requests?



Oh sweet child, give me your arting desire and watch it come to fruition.
Although I totally have a fucking donate button and love not being a broke guy

Q: Are you NSFW?

Sometimes you little fucking chicken shit.


Q: Are you done with this self-interviewing nonsense?

Are you?

SKYPE: TorchyMcLionGuy

You may or may not love to know that I love your face.

Torchy's Pad!

megnolia-harrison:

I’m just gonna leave some of Charles Clymer’s tweet here, because that’s what white people should say

redbellied-piranha:

kidbuudha:

thetpr:

gang0fwolves:

" why don’t they use water cannons? "

bitch…

WOW

Y’all caught ya boy’s look on his face though right?????

Bruh he wasn’t having it

cognitivedissonance:

Tonight in Ferguson, Mo. Even CNN is calling out police brutality.

We are watching history unfold. Do not stand down. Spread the word.

No justice, no peace.

b8l:

flockaflamed:

people literally cannot get out antonio french is telling him to knock on doors if he has to

police/military have placed a physical road blockade, a media blackout, and a nofly zone, over the neighborhood where mike brown was murdered were the only eye witnesses live, at the heart of the protests, under the guise of stopping a “gun battle btwn cops and gangs”. there is nothing come out of canfield right now that i can find, which is absolutely terrifying.

supersonicart:

Casey Weldon’s “Novel Relic" at Roq La Rue.

Casey Weldon will have a spectacular set of new paintings on display starting tonight, Thursday August 7th, 2014, at Roq La Rue in Seattle, Washington for his show entitled “Novel Relic.”  Working to evoke nostalgia in his viewers, Casey’s work often takes the strange and mixes it with pop culture, resulting in a one of a kind style.  These set of paintings see Casey particularly focusing in on technology and nature.

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My problems are so fucking petty lol

indieannajones:

Seriously, what the police are doing is not “bad”, it’s illegal.

There is a reason why people are raging mad at this situation, and it’s because it’s a blatant violation of basic human rights.

If you don’t understand that, then you are part of the problem.

imnothavinit:

To all the people who wanna say “They’re just doing their job, I’m sure they feel bad”, here you go and shut the fuck up

kinkiepie:

coffeeandcockatiels:

tenakiluvsyou:

preservedcucumbers:

A simple PSA, lest your tail-sporting character look like they’re walking around with a really long poop hanging out of their pants.

XD

Urk…
The second one is actually anatomically correct. You’d have to either have a second spinal extremity, de-attach the spine from the sacrum, or somehow get rid of the entire sacrum—which is a large chunk of the pelvis and one of the last bones in the spine. It’s the bone that supports the spine and attaches it to the pelvis. Without it, you destabilize the entire skeleton. It’s that hard place nestled between our booty cheeks that always makes us uncomfortable on hard seating.
The tail would logically extend from the sacrum—that’s where the coccyx protrudes from. The tiny tail piece left over from our ancestors. That’s where the tail protrudes from on non-humans, and yeah, that makes it a “butthole tail.”




Sorry to add the commentary but I study anatomy and it’s hard to overlook stuff like this. I feel that misinformation should be stopped whenever possible.

^ omg thank you…i mean seriously this should be common sense, i mean for fuck sake feel your own tailbone…why else would it be called a tail bone!? 

kinkiepie:

coffeeandcockatiels:

tenakiluvsyou:

preservedcucumbers:

A simple PSA, lest your tail-sporting character look like they’re walking around with a really long poop hanging out of their pants.

XD

Urk…

The second one is actually anatomically correct. You’d have to either have a second spinal extremity, de-attach the spine from the sacrum, or somehow get rid of the entire sacrum—which is a large chunk of the pelvis and one of the last bones in the spine. It’s the bone that supports the spine and attaches it to the pelvis. Without it, you destabilize the entire skeleton. It’s that hard place nestled between our booty cheeks that always makes us uncomfortable on hard seating.

The tail would logically extend from the sacrum—that’s where the coccyx protrudes from. The tiny tail piece left over from our ancestors. That’s where the tail protrudes from on non-humans, and yeah, that makes it a “butthole tail.”

Sorry to add the commentary but I study anatomy and it’s hard to overlook stuff like this. I feel that misinformation should be stopped whenever possible.

^ omg thank you…i mean seriously this should be common sense, i mean for fuck sake feel your own tailbone…why else would it be called a tail bone!? 

queervegancunt:

Japanese kindergartners singing “DayMan” from Sunny

postcardsfromspace:

According to a Pew Research survey, only 37% of white Americans think the events in #Ferguson raise important issues about race.

Okay, fellow white people. We need to talk.

Let me tell you a story: I was an angry punk teenager. Not violent, but I did a shitton of…

cyberlocc:

chauvinistsushi:

iwriteaboutfeminism:

The National Guard comes to Ferguson. Monday, August 18th.

fuck

"lets bring in more guns, that’ll calm them down in a jiffy"

zero-jr:

mynameisnotjambalaya:

harblkun:

bowtais-are-cool:

bowtais-are-cool:

Hello! My baby!

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Hello! My honey!

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Hello! My ragtime gOOD LORD HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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Oh my god

this is the most accurate representation of working in 3D I have ever seen

adamdegrandis zero-jr
all I can think of is intro to 3D modeling.

That is the class

Thats it

katzmatt:

kisstini:

marsicistic:

dickbuttofficial:

Groot by Calen Hoffman from Propcustumz [Full imgur album]

Shut the fuck up this is so amazing. 

donrickles: