Hi!

I'm Torchy.

I draw (ART) stuff, sometimes I tell MILDLY INTERESTING jokes, sometime I make WITTY observations and such.

About me?

About me.


Q:Are you a Unicorn?



I am a the only corn.


Q:Can you fly?

Can you give me a tall building and emotional support?


Q; Do you really do free requests?



Oh sweet child, give me your arting desire and watch it come to fruition.
Although I totally have a fucking donate button and love not being a broke guy

Q: Are you NSFW?

Sometimes you little fucking chicken shit.


Q: Are you done with this self-interviewing nonsense?

Are you?

SKYPE: TorchyMcLionGuy

You may or may not love to know that I love your face.

Torchy's Pad!

Well wow, I just lost like, eight followers!

Go, go Casey

You go go go.

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goddess-of-smut:

Stephan Hickmam

goddess-of-smut:

Stephan Hickmam

heartonyourskin3:

Michael Bennett

heartonyourskin3:

Michael Bennett

bigsamthompson:

Hiding My Eyes Out Of Shame (source)

i-yell-at-babies:

for being a comedian russel brand is the most intelligent and well-spoken person I have ever seen

gerardgayofficial:

not-awh0re:

drarna:

mageyoulook:

the tears of laughter I cry are real.

this truly is the best post on tumblr

"Well, what I’m I gonna do now? I’ve got your face tattooed on my arm!"

'idk, give him angry eyebrows or something.'

abiblr:

fucky-str1pe:

themadfangirl:

kieradoe:

whatsortofamandoesntcarryatrowel:

Dad: Why do you think they do that?
Girl: Because the companies who make these try to trick the girls into buying the pink stuff instead of stuff boys want to buy.
[x]

that awkward moment when a child understands the harm of forcing gender roles better than most grown male politicians.

Always reblog.

I’m surprised that I haven’t reblogged this, to be honest.

I love that last gif.  She looks so frustrated.  Like “Um, hello, obviously girls and boys can like anything why doesn’t anybody get that???”

She does have a point though..

Kids who are smarter than adults though.

harmonioushaunter:

civil-anarchy:

pixalry:

Kanto Illustrations #095 - 111 - Created by Piper Thibodeau

Here is part 5 of Piper’s ongoing reimagination of the entire Pokedex! As always, Piper’s skill and creativity continue to amaze us, and this installment has some really great ones (seriously, just look at that Cubone). Make sure you follow Piper on Tumblr and Twitter for all her latest work.

You should also check out…

#001 - 026 here 

#027 - 049 here

#050 - 073 here

#074 - 094 here.

If anyone was wondering how character redesigns should work- look no further

Holy shit Marowak looks incredible.

sleepvevo:

what was the reasoning behind this

sleepvevo:

what was the reasoning behind this

theodd1sout:

This will help you write good.

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nedahoyin:

always-b-e-strong:

roqueofspades:

the-blog-of-a-nerdy-fangirl:

This is the cutest thing to ever exist ever. Everyone else go home this is the winner

WHY IS THIS SO FLIPDOODLING CUTE

This is so funny!! Made my day!! :D

OMG..

the-kellephant:

david-tennants-little-fangirl:

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I still laugh at this every single time I see it.