Hi!

I'm Torchy.

I draw (ART) stuff, sometimes I tell MILDLY INTERESTING jokes, sometime I make WITTY observations and such.

About me?

About me.


Q:Are you a Unicorn?



I am a the only corn.


Q:Can you fly?

Can you give me a tall building and emotional support?


Q; Do you really do free requests?



Oh sweet child, give me your arting desire and watch it come to fruition.
Although I totally have a fucking donate button and love not being a broke guy

Q: Are you NSFW?

Sometimes you little fucking chicken shit.


Q: Are you done with this self-interviewing nonsense?

Are you?

SKYPE: TorchyMcLionGuy

You may or may not love to know that I love your face.

Torchy's Pad!
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Cat meowing at Shinji Ikari to get in the fucking robot.

zeekubeast:

wanting to draw things but not having the energy to put effort into drawings

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thewinddance:

Well, shit. I needed that.

machines-of-radiant-design:

bootyaficionado:

snapchatting:

this is very important

RIGHT WHEN I SAW IT WAS FOSTERS I WAS FUCKING HOPING IT WOULD BE THIS HAHAHAHA YES

The best scene in cinematic history right here and forever quote worthy.

unamusedsloth:

Comic strip artists from the 40’s draw their characters while blindfolded

creaseintime:

are you ready to get

creaseintime:

are you ready to get

creaseintime:

SPOOKY

creaseintime:

SPOOKY

thestorygirl:

nightmaresandsexyghouls:

grim-doll:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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OCTOBER IS IN A FEW HOURS

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OCTOBER IS HERE

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ravendorkholme:

marcelines-pet:

of-castles-and-converses:

itsdeepforhappypeople:

Awwwwwww cutie

that awkward moment when deadpool is a better person than you because you would have just stole the pizza and not given a fuck

dead pool isn’t really a villian like, most of his comics  are just being like a slightly mentally challenged selfish 5 year old with an incredibly dirty mind who hits on spiderman all the time and is aware at all times of the forth wall. oh and it is literally impossible to kill him so he gets a bit reckless at times

Captain Chaotic Neutral.

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